“Fuck you, pay me!”

— Henry Hill describing Paulie’s attitude in Goodfellas.

The new shopping plan from our dear leaders in the DOT where widening the sidewalks to accommodate shoppers (buying from African immigrant sidewalk “shopkeepers”) is what we deserve on Canal Street, right?

Well, at least, that’s what we’re going to get.

As it is, residents who hope to reach their bank or a real shop unmolested past the jolly immigrants who gleefully escort SoHo shoppers through the crowds — you MAY avoid being attacked. So, let’s narrow the street so that traffic will be “unmoved” and make room for chaos. After all, aside from Christopher Marte, what politician gives a shit about SoHo? Unless — as we choke on bikes, bike racks, bike lanes and delivery lunatics — supported by Trinity, the Hudson Square BID, the SoHo BID, Transportation Alternatives or the real estate developers — there’s a bribe involved.

Keeping the holidays bright

Gold Rolexes and handbags from Chanel, Louis Vuitton, Gucci, and Dior on Canal

An bundance of shopping delights in SoHo

New inventory arrives daily from the fashion capitols of the world.

Tiffany’s on wheels

A Moveable Feast

What Affordability Crisis? Shopping at SoHo’s finest Boutiques.

Bringing in latest fashion selections from Paris